1. Guys don't actually go after good-looking girls.
They prefer neat and presentable girls. <----yup i agree
2. Guys hate flirts. <----well..unless u're not our gf,ha!
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget
you afterwards. <---typical men.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it
simply means you're not thinking the way he is.<---mars vs venus
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten
already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on
the phone just to get out from stammering.<---that is soooo not true!~
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they
go to sleep, they always think about the girl they
truly care about.<---yup,wann know who i'm thinking of now?
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all
your bad characteristics.<---girl's worse,when u love a guy,even if he's a baxtard they'll stick their heads into it.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.<---yup. smile more often when u see me,ok? (not the idotic type)
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention. <--will kill for attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend. <---likewise u'll prob murder him if he mention his ex.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't.
And they sure have one habit to gain courage and
spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!<--yup,i do.
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He
will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has
dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to
accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning
back.<---i know another part of men when u touch that there's no turning back..haha.. it's brains! what were u thinkin!!
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know
what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a
conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.<--yup
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they
usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really
like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any
excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's
actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't
lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try
again tomorrow."
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before
he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays! <---not true!
25. Guys love their moms. <---true
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to
get you a couple of roses.<---i would sell my house for that few roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him.
But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.<----yup.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to
him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in
a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter
through half of the face of the
earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses. <---reen,bin n jc are u watching this??
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before
you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get
dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like
even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend
seeks help from about his
problems with you may end up being admired
by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems,
he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy
likes you is when he teases you. <---erm..i tease like..guys too..so i'm gay?
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from
linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than
girls in miniskirts. <---true,butts will sag but brains will not.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl
wants but would unluckily get the wrong one. <---lamb?
43. Guys virtually brag about anything. <---not me. (ahem)
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls
tell them.<---i didn't say xxx was xxx with xxx ok..
45. Guys think too much.<--haha..and girls think like forever?
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited. <---depends on what kinda
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but
her weight does! <--- correction,women whom knows how to hide her flaws n displays her assets r de smart ones.
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship
and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship,
it would be hard for him to let go of that girl. <--yup
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his
girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've
been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before
getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and
hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame
themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even
hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak
will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become
tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's
sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl.
He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just
actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say
something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at
first sight, but court the girls anyway and then
realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they
do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but
can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and
basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance
novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No
kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your
naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use
this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the
first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without
prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more
repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially
when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too
well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have
unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at
your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried
to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are
unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they
get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own.
He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself
cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he
is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you
or he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for
a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch
him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend
always glances at you and it obviously shows that he
is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I
can say is your boy best friend loves you more than
your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance
books that girls read and take as their basis of
experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain
when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him
first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear
your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also
tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and
sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions
if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a
girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their
hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes
you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are
serious in your relationships
