Memorable quotes for
Shrek the Third
Pinocchio: Well, uh, I don't know where he's not.
Prince Charming: You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is?
Pinocchio: Well, it wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that there he's is almost partially incorrect.
Prince Charming: So you do know where he is!
Pinocchio: Oh, on the contrary. I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably...
Prince Charming: Stop it!
Pinocchio: ...do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be. If that indeed wasn't where he isn't!
Donkey: [Donkey and Puss in Boots have switched bodies] I've been abra-cadabra'd into a Fancy Feasting second-rate sidekick! And you really need some pants!
Shrek: Donkey...
Donkey: I feel all exposed and nasty!
Donkey: [seeing Shrek naked in the bed] Aahh! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!
Puss in Boots: [after Shrek throws Donkey out the door] Some people just don't understand boundaries.
[Shrek then throws Puss out. Puss does his cat screech, then the eyes]
Donkey: [to Shrek and Fiona] Good Morning, good morning... To you, and you and youuuuu.
Donkey: [Hook's men wheel his piano in during the fight] Look out! They got a piano!
Ship Captain: [in a menacing growl] You're finished.
[Shrek, Puss in Boots, and Donkey turn and stare]
Ship Captain: [apologetically] Heh... with your journey.
[points to land]
Snow White: Right! Ladies, assume the position!
[Sleeping Beauty falls asleep, Snow White lies down in her coffin pose, and Cinderella seats herself on the floor gazing dreamily into space]
Princess Fiona: What are you doing?
Snow White: [exasperated] Waiting to be rescued!
Puss in Boots: [after switching bodies with Donkey] Ye haw.
Shrek: Excuse me; can you ladies tell me where to find...
Cheerleader: Ugh, totally ew-eth.
Cheerleader: Totally.
Sleeping Beauty: Who dat?
Artie: [after Shrek speaks to him using sterotypical teenager lingo] Help! I'm being kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me!
Snow White: Rapunzel, Rapunzel. Let down your golden extension.
Puss in Boots: [Puss says to Shrek as the ship leaves] Well my friend, you are royally...
[loud horn blast]
Cinderella: [after hearing the Puss and Donkey speak after changing bodies] I don't get it.
Snow White: The cat turned into a little horse that smells like feet. What's to get?
Donkey: [Having just fallen from the sky] I haven't had a trip that bad since college!
Donkey: Alright people, let's do this thing. Go Team Dynamite!
Pinocchio: But I thought we agreed we'd go by the name Team Super-cool.
Gingerbread Man: As I recall, it was Team Awesome.
Wolf: I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.
Donkey: Alright, alright, alright. From henceforth, we're all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.
Nanny Dwarf: Where's the baby?
Queen Lillian: [smashes wall with her head]
Princess Fiona: Mom?
Queen Lillian: What? You didn't think you inherited your fighting skills from your father?
Artie: Please don't eat me.
Crowd: Eat him! Eat him!...
Shrek: I'm not going to eat him.
Crowd: [Disappointed] Aww!
Gingy: [to Prince Charming] The only thing you're ever gonna be king of, is king of the stupids!
Gingy: [At Fiona's baby shower, giving her a baby carrier] The baby's gonna love it because I do!
Donkey: [Reading Sign] Wer-sestor-shiray? Sounds fancy!
Shrek: No, it's Worcestershire.
Donkey: Like the Sauce? Spicy!
Artie: With less yelling, and more soap.
Shrek: Thanks, Artie.
Artie: The soap is because you stink. Really bad.
Shrek: Yeah, I got that.
Cheerleader: Ahem. This is like totally embarrassing, but my friend Tiffany thinkest thou affects her so soothly and she thought perchance thou would want to ask her to the homecoming dance or something.
Shrek: Excuse me?
Cheerleader: It's like whatever. She's just totally into college guys and mythical creatures and stuff.
Puss in Boots: How can you be a reciever of the wedgies, when you are clearly not a wearer of the underpants?
Donkey: Let's just say some things are better left unsaid.
Puss in Boots: I don't know you, but I'd like to.
Puss in Boots: The Frog King is dead.
Artie: [convincing Merlin to help them get back to Far Far Away]
[weeping like a troubled teen]
Artie: It's-it's just so hard! They really need to get back home. There's a really bad man-doing bad things-to good people! And it's-it's just so hard!
Evil Tree #2: That's easy for you to say! You're not a haunted tree!
Evil Tree #1: I think what Steve is trying to say is that it's not easy to come by honest work when the whole world is against you.
Evil Tree #2: Yes! Thank you, Ed!
