Do you like horror movies like me? Not sure what you're expecting from the next horror show? Let fox share with the 10 rules for you to heed the next time you see any Deja Vu.
1)If you've just killed a psycho/monster,please,for the love of god,pls don't k-po and go up to check whether he's dead or not.
2)Likewise, If you've just killed a psycho/monster,pls refrain from hugging your lover and engaged in passionate sizzling deep kiss. If you have the time,do give the psycho/monster a few more stabs.
3)If your friend beside you starts to speak in a weird tone/voice/accent/gibberish that sounds like grunts or squeals,don't hesitate,shoot him.
4)Do not search for things in the basement storeroom or attic - especially when electricity just tripped.
5)When your household applicances started to switch on by itself,please move out IMMEDIATELY.
6)When you come across a errie looking rundown small town,don't try to be detective,drive off fast.
7)When being chased after,please be mentally prepared to at least experience a fall or two.
8)Same thing, when being pursued, when the killer disappears ,pls don't backtrack to find him,chances he'll spring out behind you and give you a few good stabs.
9)When reaching a chalet/hut/resort,please do not just focus on your leisure,or engaged in some sexual activities,or not you're gonna get murdered real soon.
10)In a downpour,when your tyres punctured on the wildness and you had to seek help from the nearby house,If the old man whom opens the door happens to hold a candle,pale looking, has green eyes and crooked teeth, pls apologise to him and say that you're de postman at the wrong door. Turn and run. and don't look back.